Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Google, Apple, Microsoft and the Hilarious "Auto-complete Battle"

Autocomplete is hilarious.

For a fact.

I don't know whether anybody has tried this before, but I wanted to see what Google thinks about itself versus what it thinks about Apple and Microsoft. Of course technically rankings of search results are supposedly determined by actual search patterns among other things, but does anybody really think Google would allow itself to be ridiculed on its own search engine? Well, let's find out!

Apple is...

Microsoft is...

And now for the grand finale- Google is...

There you have it. Google is God and skynet. Everybody else is either doomed or the devil. I do wonder how a company can have a sexual orientation, unless of course the implication was that it was happy-gay. More than anything though, I have one burning question - Why, pray, is everything evil?!


*accurate as of 18th May 2011, 2320 (GMT+8)
**If you search for "Bing is " the second option is "not google". I find that very awesome in a lot of ways!
***Yes, I like inventing weird phrases like "auto-complete battle", so? :)